This is the best justification for Auto Tune I’ve seen.
Jay-Z might want to rethink his stance for his next album now.

Another new Boulevard. Another pry-top. I’m liking the trend. As for the beer itself? Most of my pilsner experiences these days involve pouring half a can of V8 into a Miller Lite. That is not necessary here. I will probably keep some handy at the house through the summer months.

Is it just me, or do these Rocky-themed flash drives look like they are preparing to get sucked off?

I’m driving 3 hours for this? America’s Favorite Dragapella Beautyshop Quartet? Thanks Smokey Hill River Festival.
May’s Machete discusses her voyage into the world of environmental menstruation mop-up. I reach for my vomit bucket.
Do not sit down with a cup of tea to read.

I have no idea who this man is, but I would immensely enjoy punching him repeatedly. I’d say at least every other weekend, this fruit is out on the corner of 103rd & Quivera trying to gain attention to the open house on what I can only assume is his home. This has been going on for roughly a year.
At some point, he has to realize that a grown man dancing on the corner with pom-poms has to be costing visits more than it brings them in. That or he’ll get picked up for solicitation.

La esposa de don Emiliano Revilla posando en traje de baño.
I think she’d be down for a couple rounds of hide the sausage.





