mattpayton:

This is the best justification for Auto Tune I’ve seen.

Jay-Z might want to rethink his stance for his next album now.

Another new Boulevard.  Another pry-top.  I’m liking the trend.  As for the beer itself?  Most of my pilsner experiences these days involve pouring half a can of V8 into a Miller Lite.  That is not necessary here.  I will probably keep some handy at the house through the summer months.

Another new Boulevard.  Another pry-top.  I’m liking the trend.  As for the beer itself?  Most of my pilsner experiences these days involve pouring half a can of V8 into a Miller Lite.  That is not necessary here.  I will probably keep some handy at the house through the summer months.
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This is the actual ringtone on my new cell.  Completely badass.  I can send it to you if you have Bluetube.
Is it just me, or do these Rocky-themed flash drives look like they are preparing to get sucked off?

Is it just me, or do these Rocky-themed flash drives look like they are preparing to get sucked off?
My daughter’s first drag queen experience.

My daughter’s first drag queen experience.
I have no idea who this man is, but I would immensely enjoy punching him repeatedly.  I’d say at least every other weekend, this fruit is out on the corner of 103rd & Quivera trying to gain attention to the open house on what I can only assume is his home.  This has been going on for roughly a year.
At some point, he has to realize that a grown man dancing on the corner with pom-poms has to be costing visits more than it brings them in.  That or he’ll get picked up for solicitation.

I have no idea who this man is, but I would immensely enjoy punching him repeatedly.  I’d say at least every other weekend, this fruit is out on the corner of 103rd & Quivera trying to gain attention to the open house on what I can only assume is his home.  This has been going on for roughly a year.

At some point, he has to realize that a grown man dancing on the corner with pom-poms has to be costing visits more than it brings them in.  That or he’ll get picked up for solicitation.

gorkalimotxo:
La esposa de don Emiliano Revilla posando en traje de baño.
I think she’d be down for a couple rounds of hide the sausage.

gorkalimotxo:

La esposa de don Emiliano Revilla posando en traje de baño.

I think she’d be down for a couple rounds of hide the sausage.

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