For all of my MO friends who complain about KS (or specifically JO) drivers. You people can’t even successfully navigate your own streets. This person cut across two lanes of traffic while stopped at a light because…? Who fucking knows.
There’s something dirty about having to squeeze your shoulders in to fit in the urinal and seeing the wall in front of you is covered in boogers. WHAT ARE MY SHOULDERS TOUCHING?!?
Google Buzz may prove to be the Dr Kevorkian to my Facebook suicide.
GPOYW
Becky and I outside of a strip club. I thought this would be a funny experience. It wasn’t. I threw up into my beer bottle. No more strip clubs for me.
Oh, Bonita Flats. It’s been a long time my friend. Be sure to check out my Yelp review.
In traditional d-bag form, they blame the idea on a student submission. Yeah, I’m sure you make 24 shirts for every idea submitted. There wouldn’t be any sort of approval process within the store or anything.
Fuck yeah. Coming soon?
Update: Out on 3/1 with new Smokestack Dark Truth
(via KC Beer Blog / the Wine & Cheese Place)
I feel betrayed. Blanc moved. The best burgers in Kansas City are no longer around the corner from me. This is good news for any of the suburbanites who were too afraid of being shot in Westport to get the most delicious burger and finest beer-battered onion rings money can buy.
Also, this leaves a big gaping hole in Westport. The closing of Starbucks, that one pizza place, and the always empty Blaney’s makes four consecutive vacant spaces. However, the night life is still surprisingly hopping.
They only moved down to the Plaza. Something about a landlord/rent issue. Also, go across the street. I think The Foundry’s burgers are better anyway.
The Foundry loses all burger cred for getting rid of their Juicy Lucy.
Blanc moved because they wanted more space, which they clearly needed. Uno couldn’t keep up with their rent on the Plaza, so Blanc is filling that space. The grand opening is Thursday night (Feb 11).
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I’d pay money to see someone shove a bottle in this koozie.
I can never get tired of watching this video.
So I was just browsing my Google News and saw an article that sounded pretty interesting but would probably underwhelm me, “9 Things You Wish Google Would Announce.” I was all set to click on it until I let my eyes wander down just one more slot to…Michael Jackson - ‘That’s How He Peed’
HOW DID HE PEE?!? DEAR GOD, PLEASE TELL ME NOW!!! In bottles?!? Major letdown. Complete ripoff of Howard Hughes. I wish I could find a picture of Leonardo DiCaprio and the bottle of urine from the Aviator. That reminds me, I need to find new aviators.
