No, I haven’t been watching the NBA playoffs.  But I have rediscovered the joys of smoothering your crotch in taclum powder thanks in part to the Adam Carolla Podcast.

This became a popular thing for me in high school on the wrestling team.  You never wanted to torture your teammates with your stench, but it was definitely something you skipped on a match day.

Skip to this weekend when I was lined up to enjoy a couple days of car rides, walking around some wineries and an outdoor wedding.  We had to stop by Target to get a gift card, so I had the wife grab me a  bottle of talc.  Of course, I got back from the wineries and brewery late and the wife rushed me out the hotel room to make it to the wedding before I could powder up.  A wedding that found me sitting under direct sun on a 85-degree evening in black dress pants.  Swamp ass to the max.