Chimpotle

Wife: So we were making our ornaments this morning, and I couldn't find the glue. So I left and your daughter ate an entire spoonful of cinnamon.
Me: Awesome.
Wife: Yeah. She wasn't breathing for a second and then I was showing her to spit.
Me: Did you get the video camera?
Wife: No, she wasn't breathing. I tried to get her to drink something.
Me: Do you know how many people on the internet can't do that?
Wife: She would have made you proud then. She really didn't spit anything out.
Me: At least her poo should smell good today.