Wife:

So we were making our ornaments this morning, and I couldn't find the glue. So I left and your daughter ate an entire spoonful of cinnamon.

Me:

Awesome.

Wife:

Yeah. She wasn't breathing for a second and then I was showing her to spit.

Me:

Did you get the video camera?

Wife:

No, she wasn't breathing. I tried to get her to drink something.

Me:

Do you know how many people on the internet can't do that?

Wife:

She would have made you proud then. She really didn't spit anything out.

Me:

At least her poo should smell good today.