- Wife: So we were making our ornaments this morning, and I couldn't find the glue. So I left and your daughter ate an entire spoonful of cinnamon.
- Me: Awesome.
- Wife: Yeah. She wasn't breathing for a second and then I was showing her to spit.
- Me: Did you get the video camera?
- Wife: No, she wasn't breathing. I tried to get her to drink something.
- Me: Do you know how many people on the internet can't do that?
- Wife: She would have made you proud then. She really didn't spit anything out.
- Me: At least her poo should smell good today.
Posted on Thursday, 17 December 2009
