Due to my wife’s notoriously cheap lifestyle and my thirst to use trendy internet sites, we found ourselves inside 1154 Lill Studio on the Plaza.  I was prepared to be bored out of my fucking mind while my wife built a custom handbag, but the shopping gods were smiling down on me.

According to my nearby companions, a woman in the black Benz bumped into the silver car multiple times as she tried to parallel park whilst using her cell phone.  When she got out, she didn’t bother to check and see that her Benz was still attached to the bumper of the other car.  Another car pulled in behind the silver car, leaving about a foot of space.  Needless to say, silver car woman got the bone, especially considering she was supposed to be heading out of town as she waited for the owner of either vehicle to show up and free her.

When the woman was finally freed by the rear vehicle, she pulled away and no damage looked to be done.  It’s a shame since I’m not sure there’s anything law enforcement can do.  The woman waited a bit for the Benz driver to show up, but had to get going on her trip.  The officer made some notes and drove off shortly after that.

While I was glad to have a little show to keep me occupied, who does this shit?  The weekend before Christmas no less.  This isn’t Chicago or New York.  Bumper-to-bumper, street-side parking is not necessary.  I parked in a garage a block up with an endless sea of open spots around me.  Someone needs to bring these scumbags back down with the rest of us.