So I was just browsing my Google News and saw an article that sounded pretty interesting but would probably underwhelm me, “9 Things You Wish Google Would Announce.” I was all set to click on it until I let my eyes wander down just one more slot to…Michael Jackson - ‘That’s How He Peed’
HOW DID HE PEE?!? DEAR GOD, PLEASE TELL ME NOW!!! In bottles?!? Major letdown. Complete ripoff of Howard Hughes. I wish I could find a picture of Leonardo DiCaprio and the bottle of urine from the Aviator. That reminds me, I need to find new aviators.
