bonerparty:

our lovemaking would be matter-of-fact and truthful. Just like his reporting. When he would say something like “I have to go interview the premiere of China.” I could say something like “tell him I said to keep his hands offa my man!” and do that snap thing that black women do. then he’d laugh. then i’d laugh. then we’d fuck.
What I’m trying to saying is our bedroom would be called The Situation Room and we’d use all 360 degrees. Oooh yeah. i have no idea what that means.

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bonerparty:

our lovemaking would be matter-of-fact and truthful. Just like his reporting. When he would say something like “I have to go interview the premiere of China.” I could say something like “tell him I said to keep his hands offa my man!” and do that snap thing that black women do. then he’d laugh. then i’d laugh. then we’d fuck.

What I’m trying to saying is our bedroom would be called The Situation Room and we’d use all 360 degrees. Oooh yeah. i have no idea what that means.

For Ben Savage

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