The joys of matrimony

Wife:

How does she have all those dudes coming after her?

Me:

She's Edie Falco...

Wife:

She's not even hot!

Me:

It's the exciting environment of the hospital. Shit like that happens every time I go to the doctor.

Wife:

I'm sure, like when they tell you to drop your pants...

Me:

And put my balls in the mouth?

Wife:

You put the doctor's balls in your mouth?

Me:

Yes, that's exactly it...

Wife:

And what kind of diagnosis does that get you? That you're gay?

Me:

And that you have poor taste in men.

Wife:

What can I say? I like being a beard.

Me:

Is that why you have one?