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For some reason, this really pisses me off. I’m guessing it’s the use of the word opportunity, which is defined as:
- a favorable juncture of circumstances
- a good chance for advancement or progress
Neither of those things apply to anything the Royals have done or have in store in 2010. They especially don’t apply to you entering into a drawing just to have the chance to buy 2 opening day tickets that will likely require the assistance of a sherpa and mountain goat to find. That lottery is anything but favorable, since you’ll be entered into it with any fan that does not have access to season tickets. Let’s not forget that the team itself charges a premium for opening day tickets.
But hey, the Royals open the season at home. You will have a better than average shot of seeing Greinke pitch. Well, unless the team is smart and realizes that the only chance of decent gates at either of the next two games will be having Greinke pitch.
I think I seized the best opportunity back in November when I told the front office to shove it and canceled my season tickets. A good chance for advancement or progress? I certainly don’t expect anything like that to go on out at the K this year.
I guess this gives me a general time table for when I should renew my season tickets after canceling following this last turd of a season.
How is it possible to sit this close to the hot dog cannon and not get one? I would have taken one to the face if needed. Sluggerrr is a d-baggg.
Big ups to Around the Horn in KC for leaking the STUPIDEST, UGLIEST, PIECE OF SHIT shirt I have seen in my life. If I see any of you wearing this around town, I’ll probably punch you in the face.
Drink it in Royals fans. The Fanhouse actually has the Royals sitting at #6 on this week’s power rankings. If you limit it to just the AL, they are #2 behind the Red Sox. This equals out to having pretty much no meaning except adding more weight to the force that will crush my spirits later in the season.
The Royals apparently enjoy making my life difficult.
On the official site, they are currently hosting a poll regarding which retro Royals giveaway should be resurrected for the upcoming season.
The collector and beer lover in me would do anything to get his hands on that sweet Royals Tankard. Seat cushions are for fat, white women, and anyone voting for floppy hats deserves a kick to their floppy parts. Speaking of floppy parts though, the Royals Halter top? Half the stadium will be going from floppy hat to tankard once those start coming out. No standing ovations for at least an inning-and-a-half.
