In the world of food porn, I’m pretty sure that a Chef Boyardee mini ravioli & meatball burrito is the bukakke.
I don’t shit like this
Speaking of men’s health….
Anything that green is sure to do a good job on cleaning out your system.
I see the picture for the new “cheeseburger taco” on the menu. I know it’s going to be awful. I order it anyways. I fight the urge to vomit for the next hour or so.
Update: It can be found at Taco Bueno if you’re in the mood to kill yourself.
GPOYW - Two Corndogs, One Mouth edition
Look for me in Ink Magazine online and out on the streets right now.
It’s a sad day for mass media when shitty food blogs are getting listed in a city’s paper of record.
Never before has a brand of food been more of a question than an actual statement. Yes, food SHOULD taste good. Your Buffalo chips do not. In fact, they are actually a vacuum of flavor. The only thing blander than these chips, might be your logo.
While driving past a local KFC, I saw the big window sign for the Big Box Meal and thought it sounded dangerously close to approaching the Onion’s YUM! Brands feed bag concept. After reading the description on the KFC website, it’s closer than I could have ever imagined…
Hungry for all of your KFC favorites and can’t pick just one? Now you don’t have to. Your rumbling stomach doesn’t stand a chance against our new Variety Big Box Meal, which includes a drumstick, a Crispy Strip, an individual box of Popcorn Chicken, two Homestyle sides, a biscuit and a refreshing 32-oz. drink. Fill up on all your favorites!
This is what I ate for dinner this evening. My only regret is that there was some left over, which I will be taking in for my lunch tomorrow.
