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While driving past a local KFC, I saw the big window sign for the Big Box Meal and thought it sounded dangerously close to approaching the Onion’s YUM! Brands feed bag concept. After reading the description on the KFC website, it’s closer than I could have ever imagined…
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This is what I ate for dinner this evening. My only regret is that there was some left over, which I will be taking in for my lunch tomorrow.
Hot Diggity Dog
This afternoon, I was reflecting on how epic it was that I had a hot dog for lunch three seperate days in a week’s time…epic in the sense that I want to die before having to worry about retirement. I tried out River Dogs twice and had the Chuck Norris at Longboards. It seemed even better that on the one day I didn’t eat a hot dog, I had a work function at the Argosy and destroyed a casino buffet. I also went up to Pizza Man for dinner last Friday with the family and enjoyed their awesome Chicago Dog. That’s four days in seven.
Then I thought, “I went to the Royals game last night and had a hot dog there.” I’m not sure how I survived eating at a casino and a baseball stadium in the same day. I always get a hot dog at the game though, and we also went to the game on Saturday…that’s six hot dogs in seven days.
Last Sunday, I didn’t eat anything due to being lazy in the morning and playing volleyball all afternoon. We eventually headed to my brother’s house and had a lovely dinner. Upon arriving home, I was still a bit hungry and was going to make a sandwich…was going to until I saw the package of chili cheese sausages I had forgotten about.
It’s like when you win at Connect Four without even realizing it. Except with hot dogs. And seven of them. This might explain why that one fart this afternoon was about 7 seconds long and sounded like the door opening in the intro to Tales From The Crypt.
This is why I’m fat.
Hot dog, chili, Fritos, cheese, guac, rice, salsa, jalapenos, sour cream, barbecue sauce AKA Delta Force Chuck Norris from Longboards in KC.
My days are numbered
In case you haven’t been paying attention, I have a blog on the side called Hot Blog on a Stick. It’s food specific and slightly homoerotic.
I want to launch a series of posts for the Hot Blog, and I’m looking for help from the likes of yous. Owen at the Pitch’s Fat City has been working on his Top Ten Kansas City Foods To Eat Before You Die. I would like to create/navigate my way through the Top Ten Kansas City Foods To Lead You To Your Death.
I already have a couple of ideas for the list that I have experienced, but I would like the list to be a living, breathing thing even if it means the ceasing of those activities for myself. Please share any ideas in the comments section or you can email me at the address on the side.
You read that correctly. While it sounds like something more suited for a porno, this is apparently an actual food item.
The hot beef sundae includes: golden mashed potatoes covered with roasted beef, aged cheddar, more spuds, gravy (an homage to caramel syrup?), more cheese, and a slice of buttered toast. The cherry tomato plays the part of the maraschino cherry.
Are you freaking kidding me? Lincoln is only a short drive from my wife’s family when we go visit them. It might be time to break out the heart chamber rating scale again…
