Chimpotle

How is it possible to sit this close to the hot dog cannon and not get one? I would have taken one to the face if needed. Sluggerrr is a d-baggg.

GPOYW - Two Corndogs, One Mouth edition

Look for me in Ink Magazine online and out on the streets right now.

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So I’m getting ready to jump into a new bowling league with my brothers. A lot of discussion has taken place regarding a team name that would sound respectful yet be equally offensive/disgusting. Tonight we happened to see that the prior league champions were named the “Cleveland Steamrollers.”

Now our dad is joining the fold and something family related seems more appropriate than ever. Then tonight it hit me. My favorite line from Idiocracy. How do you feel about the name “Family Style?”

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I don’t think I will ever forgive a certain someone for sharing this article with me on Google Reader. How am I supposed to get pumped up for my used flip-flop auctions on eBay now?

The picture above features my current available line-up of flip-flops. The only un-worn pair is the red, which is probably because they are red and only cost me a dollar. My favorites are the gray, but I can never find any with that same textured padding. It’s like heaven on your feet.

I would like to introduce you to the greatest parking job ever.

When they re-painted the lot, they created this massive spot near the front. You need to show up around 7AM just to get a crack at it. For months we have been discussing how early to get here in order to space it so we could get three cars into two spaces. Today, I just said screw it and parked with some pizzazz.