I thought the whole point of changing the name to Sporting KC was to get away from the Wizards name and form a sports club where every fan is treated like a member.  So it came as a great surprise when I received my new password for my ticket account in all of its 1337 glory.  For those that don’t speak nerd:

w1zonU = wiz on you

I’m not sure if they actually want to urinate on me, or if they’re trying to give me a heads up on some Cheez Whiz on my shirt.  Either way, bravo.  P.S. I already changed the password.

Wild children.  Wild children.  The slippin’ and the slidin’.  The slippin’ and the slidin’.

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