In the world of food porn, I’m pretty sure that a Chef Boyardee mini ravioli & meatball burrito is the bukakke.
I think commenter Nasty Celt summed it up best when he said:
At least once in his life just about every man has said that he’d give his left nut for something or other . I hope this guy gets what he wished for.
Internal feminine flavoring? I’m happy to report “it is shaped for comfort during insertion and use.” I thought you kind of just spread it apart and threw it in like a hand grenade.
The most wonderful thing about Tiggers is wearing their jackets out to the bar.
My girlfriend had the same jacket back when I was 15. Our waitress would not comply with our request to ask him if he had Eeyore socks on.
Are you still considered a furry when your chosen species has no fur?
I would like to introduce you to the greatest parking job ever.
When they re-painted the lot, they created this massive spot near the front. You need to show up around 7AM just to get a crack at it. For months we have been discussing how early to get here in order to space it so we could get three cars into two spaces. Today, I just said screw it and parked with some pizzazz.
I <3 my Twitter spam followers.
I’m a little upset the Consumerist took this long to introduce me to the fantastical world of used flip-flop auctions. I’m not sure if I want to wear them or eat off of them.
About a month ago, I wrote about this jackass. At the request of Owen Morris, I caught the jagoff on video. The soundtrack is set the Get Up Kids and the wife formulating a way to get a better shot. In the two minutes it took us to circle the block, he was both regretably and thankfully gone.
