Is it just me, or do these Rocky-themed flash drives look like they are preparing to get sucked off?

I’m driving 3 hours for this?  America’s Favorite Dragapella Beautyshop Quartet?  Thanks Smokey Hill River Festival.

I have no idea who this man is, but I would immensely enjoy punching him repeatedly.  I’d say at least every other weekend, this fruit is out on the corner of 103rd & Quivera trying to gain attention to the open house on what I can only assume is his home.  This has been going on for roughly a year.

At some point, he has to realize that a grown man dancing on the corner with pom-poms has to be costing visits more than it brings them in.  That or he’ll get picked up for solicitation.

There’s nothing diva about bleeding for a week and not dying.  There’s especially nothing diva about collecting said blood within your body for the entire week.

Leave it to Fisher Price to create a toy that teaches my daughter not to shit where she eats.

Srsly.  Are those supposed to be dirt, food or turd pellets?

This photo fascinates me.  Three pigs happily eating, while one has a horrified look like the guy is about to rape his face.