Optional Title: My Life & Times After Marrying A Smart-Ass

Wife:

That double-stroller is a beast.

Me:

Really?

Wife:

Yeah, I got this bruise on my foot when it smashed into me.

Me:

How did it smash into you?

Wife:

I started loading it in and it opened up and hit me.

Me:

Seriously. Two people handled it before you, and you are the one who lets it smash into you.

Wife:

My mom said it was locked. It's not my fault. I just picked it up, and it went sploosh.

Me:

I think we just found the title of your biography.